Yes, the number 47 appears in the Star Trek mythos far too many times that it’s noticed by folks like me. Yes, I listen to techno-babble and look at screen displays during episodes of Voyager (at least when Seven of Nine isn’t on).

Either it’s their own version of Douglas Adam’s “42″ as the comic above pointed out. Or in the future, the 23 Enigma doubled up and increased by 1. That means you’re doubleluckyplusone.

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So a girl’s dead. What to do? I know! Blame it on the CIA and then say that a “partial recount” is enough to justify an election. Especially where official records show that votes coming from most small towns are greater than the population of the said towns.

Well, to be fair, the WHOLE thing IS the CIA’s fault. I mean everything is their fault. But come on! The corruption? The deaths? Iran’s government managed that crap by themselves.

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There’s a connection betwen 47 and Iran — to be more specific, the current Iran Election fallout. There has to be. For one thing, the leaders of the Peoples Republic of Mahabad (some Kurdish place) were executed on 1947. That, and the Law of Fives says so.

Wait.

Get the numeric values of the letters in Iran — “A” being 1, “I” being 9, and so on — add them up, and you get 42 (Yay for Douglas Adams!). Add the all important Number 5 to 42, and you get 47! It’s a conspiracy, I tell you!

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Fine, I concede. The thing did come from different sources. But that doesn’t mean that it’s not true.

I’m not saying that antisemitism is good. I’m not saying that “the Elders of Zion” are the Jews of this world. I’m just saying that all the protocols in the book hold true. The protocols work, and They are using it on us.

Just keep in mind, your cosplay idols, your comic book gods, your go-to geekery circles, your Rasputin, they all use these protocols on you one way or another. You have been warned.

That’s that for today. I’m too distracted by the news that our government is not using automation this coming election because the fear of a possible invasion of our banking system by SkyNet. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you!

That they look like each other isn’t a conspiracy. That they all died recently? Not really sure, but my conspiracy senses are tingling. it’s been barely a day, and already people are going gaga over the circumstances.

The Pagan Prattle, a trusted source for all things true and convincing, already has a growing list of claims gathered from random (they want you to think it is, /b/ is that nefarious!) that is the influence. I, for one, think that Arthur Preacher is on to something. He notes:

While everybody is being distracted by the phony CIA propaganda coming out of Iran and the kook the runs North Korea, some unsavory group delivered a TRIAD OF DEATH by us one more time!! We should have been ready and we would have been ready, but we were distracted, once again!!

Of course I am referring to Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Micheal Jackson. Simply put, WHAT did they know and who were they going to TELL and WHY now! There has to be a thread running here, and it is up to US to untangle this incredible WEB of DECEIT. We are up to the task because if we fail here, we can expect another TRAID of DEATH!!

The end of Kodachrome MAY hold a clue!

Iran is a smokescreen people! All that longing for independence, all that hysteria over human rights? Not true! All orchestrated by Them. It’s all a conspiracy, I tell you!

MaxiCollector Club’s “focus on toys” later today is not an event. It’s a way for the Powers that Be to observe the market, to gather, and to figure ways how to make money out of peoples fringe obsessions. Basically, compare penis lengths and boob sizes.

Cosplay Fusion is not a contest. It’s a ritual. It’s an event where sub-species of human gather, get to know each other, figure out who’s alpha and who’s omega, and then pay tribute to their created god. It’s where the New Deities gather to collect whatever essence they can from their worshipers. It’s where sects and sub-sects of the cult can go there, gather dirt on each other, and then throw mud at each other when it’s all said and done.

Their promise that if you go there dressed well enough, you might go home with a date; at least that one’s true …for some.

All that, and when you go there they’ll drug you when you’re not looking. They’ll cut you open and attach a microchip in the flesh of your inner thigh. They they’ll use the super-high-tech radio signals that it sends to find out what you’re surfing, what porn you like, and who you’re fapping to.

Oh, and they read your email. They already do. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you!

Is it the fact that the site seems to be all about the hate? Is it the fact that the site does its best to stir up controversy in the community by preying on anything it can the way any self-respecting tabloid would? Not really. Something else about it makes my paranoid sense stir. I think it’s because it’s too good at what it does. To the point that it feels like it’s manufactured.

It’s making me think that the whole thing is an elaborate plan by the folks that the site hates on (or declares as asshats) so that the “victims” get portrayed as good-guys at best, or get link hits at worst. I think it’s a form of viral marketing designed to get you to click on the links/adds on the sites that McHatey disses.

Yes, I’m suggesting that oldie magnetic-rose, cosplayer/con-celeb pinoy Hard Gay, and camwhore/idol/artist/pianist Alodia Gosengfiao are all collaborating in order to make more money! That, and McHatey is not real, and is a product of their evil machinations.

It’s the perfect scheme. McHatey posts all the venom (and the links), the conspirators get all the clicks and the visits, and the press, and the moolah.

MOOOLAH.

But what about the fact that magnetic-rose has been a neutral to semi-apathetic Alodia critic? So what? Money can make things happen. People will do that for the promise of money or world domination. Really, if the perceived payoff seems worth it, people will rub elbows with things they don’t particularly care about.

But what about all the other random-not-so-good looking cosplayers that the site tried to dis ala “this profile on Friendster”? Well, you’ve got to break some eggs to make an omelet. There had to be casualties. There are always victims.

But what about their videos on YouTube that are in that stupid lame ass radio-show format? It’s not really them, there isn’t a “them” in the first place. I deny their supposed reality. Those voices that you hear? They’re obviously Alodia’s handymen/manservants/boy-toys. It’s not like she can’t hire them.

It’s too organized. Their hate is too pointed. The link whoring, the trolling, and the begging for attention on their site is all too obvious. They can’t be real. Hatey McHatey isn’t real.

It’s a conspiracy, I tell you!